Big Mountain Fudge Cake
Josh Woodward is a Songfight Legend. He has over 20 wins. Last year, he decided to drop out of active songfighting. But occasionally he returns making grungy 1 minute rock trash that is the antithesis of his normal sound and does it under the psuedonym Big Mountain Fudge Cake.
BMFC denies this vehemently:
"Josh is a dick. I kicked him out of the band because he used to bitch when I did lines of coke off of a stripper's leg during rehearsals. He couldn't handle the rock, and nothing is more rock than doing coke off of a stripper's leg. He kept telling us to develop our song structure more. To add more insightful lyrics. "Oh, a ballad here and there wouldn't hurt anyone..." Fuck that shit with a big rubber dick! The FUDGE CAKE is the one true HEART AND SOUL of SongFight for a reason. Anyone who makes pussy music like Josh is a sellout and WE DON'T MAKE PUSSY MUSIC, motherfucker."
Ziggy Stardust, anyone?
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