Dan-O From Five-O!

Not being someone who actually hails from the great state of Hawaii, Dan-O did the next best thing and married a woman from Hawaii, and made her move to a State where hail is pretty common.

Annoyingly accurate in his opinions and his reviews, Dan-O writes more of both than he does songs.

None of the three may be regarded as good, sound, or connected with anything most people would like.